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Black and Blue 1

“Black & Blue” *ONE* By: BaffledFox Planet Vegeta was originally known as Planet Plant. Years ago the superior Saiyan race lived as cast offs and slaves to a weak race known as the Tuffles. The Tuffles exploited the Saiyans, used their natural power and strength to their advantage, like Saiyans were merely pit animals to use and discard. The Saiyan population was small at this time, lived off the land in the wastes outside the cities in which the Tuffles resided. Resources were growing low, and it was only a matter of time before the Tuffles bled the Saiyans completely dry. It was then the great King Vegeta formulated a plan

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Beyond the Stars 4

"Beyond the Stars" 'Chapter Four' It had been hours before Bit had woken up. She had been content holding KT until the pull in her muscles told her to get up and move; her body restless from its state of slumber. She had never been shut-down for such a long amount of time before, not since she was younger, and the effect hadn't been entirely pleasant now that she had awoken with a strain on her limbs. Slowly but surely she untangled herself from the other female, trying to be as careful and quiet as she could as to not disturb KT's sleep cycle. Once her feet had touched the floor she had picked out her meager clothing from the haphazard p

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Aliens Don't Exist 9

"Aliens Don't Exist" 'Chapter Nine' Dib had been admitted an hour ago. He had been so scared coming up to the white building; his hands were shaking, his heart was beating and he was sweating all over. It was his worst nightmares come true; staring up at the formidable ivory-bricked building, staring up at the bars on every window, walking into the sterile environment and knowing he had just walked into hell. It couldn't be happening…! It couldn't! Dib had fought the urge to thrash when a nurse took his hand and guided him to a room to change; he was ready to have a panic attack, his breathing exaggerated and his mind was going bla

Aliens Don't Exist

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Heat 8

"Heat" 'Chapter Eight' It had been about ten hours. Ten hours and Zim hadn't moved from his seat in front of the computer console. Anger had come and gone; at first he wanted to rant and rave, yell at the ceiling, run after Dib and rip him to pieces. But after the first few hours passed, anger turned to boredom and boredom turned to restlessness and restlessness turned to an almost loneliness. Loneliness? "Zim needs no one!" Zim scoffed, his voice vibrating off the walls. He reclined back in his chair, arms crossed over his chest as his large red eyes roamed the darkness of the wires tangled throughout the ceiling. Where was the Dib-be

Heat

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Red Velvet

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Sleeper Agent 37

“Sleeper Agent” ‘Chapter Thirty-Seven’ They left their key-cards at the front counter, the hostess giving them a wayward glance as the two exited the building, with Zim’s hand still firmly keeping hold of Dib. The Irken’s staunch march across the station drew a few stares, but most had learned quickly just to look away—rumors spread quickly around a small place like this, and it wasn’t too difficult to recognize the little Irken and his strange pale companion that left such commotion in their wake. The stares did not dissipate as they found the tavern once again; the moment they entered the b

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The Egg Experiment 0

“The Egg Experiment” ‘Day: Zero’ By: BaffledFox High school health class was one of the least desirable classes, right up there with P.E. on the level of awkwardness a teenager could suffer in their school career. Dib hated this class with a passion that rivaled his hatred for Zim, but it was a mandatory course, and all his grades counted if he wanted to get into a good college(college he was still on the fence about, but he may as well put his effort in school just in case, especially since Zim’s plans to either take over or destroy the world seemed to flop at every turn, he might eventually have to get a job

Egg Experiment

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Violence Fetish 2

“Violence Fetish” ‘Two’ Zim did not expect Dib so soon. It had only been two days since their scuffle, such a fond memory Zim leaned back in his command chair to enjoy; remembering the scent of fresh human blood, the taste of sweat, and how addicting Dib’s screams were. But, the memory was becoming stale, he was excited the little Earth wretch decided to show himself so soon, perhaps he could replace that old memory with a new, better one. Zim purred to himself, serpentine tongue whetting his lips as he watched the monitor in front of him, intent on the blue blip on the screen. He had implanted a chip in Dib

Violence Fetish

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Interlude

“Interlude” ‘One-Shot’ By: BaffledFox Cyan stood on the bridge of the Massive, her lithe arms stretched over the railing, her head craned towards the huge expanse of glass before her; staring sightlessly at the mass of stars. Drones of workers busied themselves below the bridge; the humming of machinery mixed with the ‘clacking’ of keys a humble sound in the back of her mind. It had been eighty or so years since they had left Earth. She was in her fifties; but she didn’t look a day over eighteen, blessed with the longevity of an Irken, yet the body of a normal female human(if you disregarded the

Invader Zim Singles

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Vampire Candy

"Vampire Candy" 'One-Shot' By: BaffledFox It was raining. Or, more accurately, storming. Or, to be even more precise, it was a torrential downpour; the clouds black as ink, the sky swirling in a mass of misguided hatred, lightening cracking the sky in arcs of white before fizzling out of existence like lost ghosts. Some might say it was the worst day ever, but to Marceline it was perfect. It was well past midnight and the Vampire Queen found sleep evading her. Ever since the business with the door lord she couldn't get her mind off of what Princess Bubblegum had said—or how she looked in that shirt she had given her. Slumped agai

Adventure Time Singles

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Vampire?

"Vampire?" 'One-Shot' By: BaffledFox Dexter had been thinking about it all day. He had the unfortunate luck to cross paths with Mandark when he was in one of his usual crazed state of minds, going on and on about his most recent discovery. This was nothing new, Dexter had only been slightly paying attention, about to make his leave when the black-haired boy had stepped in his path and swept his annoying cloak up all around him and said such a strange, strange thing. 'I'm a vampire.' Dexter couldn't comprehend such a statement, until all the other haughty words the boy had said previously had started to fall in place. Words about a seru

Dexter's Laboratory Singles

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